anon:
I am weak looking at his wrist
we are always talking about the fbi man watching us through our webcam but what about the fbi woman? #feminism
the fbi woman spying on us:
a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle
i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about
#a masterpiece
Why should I be sad? I have lost someone who didn’t love me. But they lost someone who loved them.
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Please stop
It (2017)
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Me at 2 AM: I’m bored
My brain: ur gonna masturbate aren’t ya?
Me:
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Oh look, they managed to build purgatory. Fantastic.
for those who want to see the full video:
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*ruins christmas* *checks nails*
remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree
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